Amateurs - Love them or hate them

Golf Video

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Golf Joke

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher... "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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Golf Fact

In match play, a competitor loses the hole if their ball is accidentally deflected by the player, his partner or either of their caddies or equipment.

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Golf Quote

"No golfer can ever become too good to practice." - May Hezlet

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Crazy golf

Golf Video

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Golf Joke

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

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Golf Fact

The 5 iron used to be called the 'mashie'

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Golf Quote

"Hit 'em hard. They'll land somewhere." - Stewart Maiden

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Golf slip

Golf Video

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Golf Joke

A man and wife were playing in their club's annual "Guys and Dolls" tournament. The man was not happy about having to play, but his wife had insisted. On the 12th tee, his patience had reached its limit. While his wife wasted time on the ladies tee, he decided to go ahead and hit his drive from the men's. Unfortunately, he misjudged his shot and his ball hit his wife in the back of the head, killing her instantly. At the hospital the doctor came to talk to the husband. "Mr. Davies, we found a golf ball lodged 3 inches into your wife's brain, which was the cause of death. But, we have found something else that really puzzles us." "What is it?" asked Mr. Davies. "Well," said the doctor, "we also found a golf ball lodged 6 inches into her anal cavity." The husband dismissed the doctor with a wave of his hand "Oh, that was just my Mulligan!"

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Golf Fact

Jack Nicklaus grew up idolizing Bobby Jones, who won the 1926 U.S. Open at Scioto Country Club, a course in his hometown of Columbus, Ohio, where his dad introduced him to the game.

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Golf Quote

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - Ben Hogan

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